6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor)

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6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor)

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RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor)

May 9, 2013 at 9:24 pm

If the story were actually true, it would be far more likely that god IS the devil. It's all too perfect. Drich himself admits that god needed man to "fall from grace." There you go - god shape-shifted into the devil and voila -- instant scapegoat.

He appears as the devil whenever he needs to and then fills in any gaps with stories about how the Devil is the boogeyman out to get everybody.

Meh, here in reality, silly stories about angry gods and their phony curses are of no consequence. Sheep are stupid, and should be eaten ... not listened to.

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6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 9, 2013 at 6:02 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God - by Statler Waldorf - May 9, 2013 at 6:19 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Lord Privy Seal - May 9, 2013 at 11:15 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Darkstar - May 9, 2013 at 11:18 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Statler Waldorf - May 10, 2013 at 2:08 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Tonus - May 10, 2013 at 10:03 am

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Mister Agenda - May 10, 2013 at 12:47 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God - by Raven - May 9, 2013 at 6:27 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Statler Waldorf - May 9, 2013 at 6:59 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by catfish - May 9, 2013 at 8:43 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 9, 2013 at 9:13 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Violet - May 10, 2013 at 7:43 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Embersky - May 9, 2013 at 9:15 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Cinjin - May 9, 2013 at 9:24 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 9, 2013 at 10:11 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Faith No More - May 9, 2013 at 10:14 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Raven - May 9, 2013 at 10:28 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Faith No More - May 9, 2013 at 10:29 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Raven - May 9, 2013 at 10:32 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Drich - May 9, 2013 at 10:59 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Darkstar - May 9, 2013 at 11:15 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 10, 2013 at 4:01 am

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Silver - May 11, 2013 at 12:30 am

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Cinjin - May 11, 2013 at 11:21 am

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by John V - May 10, 2013 at 1:31 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by LastPoet - May 10, 2013 at 2:47 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by catfish - May 10, 2013 at 6:01 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 10, 2013 at 8:31 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Violet - May 10, 2013 at 11:04 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 11, 2013 at 12:23 am

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Violet - May 11, 2013 at 2:21 am

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 11, 2013 at 12:15 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Violet - May 11, 2013 at 4:36 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 11, 2013 at 11:41 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Violet - May 12, 2013 at 2:27 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by smax - May 13, 2013 at 5:45 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by The Grand Nudger - May 12, 2013 at 2:52 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Cinjin - May 12, 2013 at 6:12 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by The Grand Nudger - May 13, 2013 at 6:04 pm

RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor) - by Violet - May 14, 2013 at 3:23 am

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