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the real reason why we haven't seen Jesus in 2000 years . . . (humor)
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the real reason why we haven't seen Jesus in 2000 years . . . (humor)
So, I was in this funk.  I needed to create something light and funny.  Suddenly that Deuteronomy verse about a bastard not entering the kingdom (Deuteronomy 23:2) and you know what?  If Joseph was not Jesus' father . . . well then, what does that Jesus?  I mean if you don't believe that god exists . . . ?  Ha.  He's a bastard.  Merge that with Yahweh sounding like Mel Brooks in Spaceballs, and a really pissed-off Jewish preacher hammering at the pearly gates, and wham - funny SHORT story.  I'm kind of hoping some of you will make edits and additions - just for fun.  Enjoy.


"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: the real reason why we haven't seen Jesus in 2000 years . . . (humor)
I'd pay to watch that movie!
I so hope it's narrated by David Attenborough...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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