RE: 6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor)
May 10, 2013 at 7:43 pm
(This post was last modified: May 10, 2013 at 7:56 pm by Violet.)
(May 9, 2013 at 9:13 pm)smax Wrote: Its funny in a "who buys this pathetic bullshit?" kind of way. Those who buy the bullshit dont get it.
Pretty obvious actually.
Those who buy the bullshit don't get it... because those who don't buy the bullshit steal it from them?
But yeah... it's pretty dry.
(May 9, 2013 at 10:29 pm)Faith No More Wrote: God's mind is unknowable. We're all fucked.
Contention... it's quite knowable
Just... everyone who thinks they've got a clue is like totally, super wrong.
(May 9, 2013 at 10:59 pm)Drich Wrote: I find it 'funny' how an atheist does not believe in the God of the bible but some how have access to intimate details to the mind/thoughts of satan.
He was taking the mickey.
It was indeed really bad satire...
But satire nonetheless. Not everyone can be as blessed as, well... me
(May 9, 2013 at 11:15 pm)Lord Privy Seal Wrote: In his hubris, Yahweh made the triumphant return of Jesus contingent on Satan carrying out a long list of specific actions, thus trapping himself in a paradox. If he can predestine Satan's actions in this way, then Satan is a sock-puppet, and the whole schema of Yahweh's righteous wrath against rebellion and "sin" collapses. What "rebellion?" If he can't, if Satan has his own agency, then all Satan has to do to bottle Yahweh up in his jewelry-box castle forever is not play along.
* Violet laughs a bit.
I'd love to give that paragraph kudos.
(May 10, 2013 at 4:01 am)smax Wrote: Unfortunately, the obvious often escapes the religious, so blatant clarification is sometimes necessary.
I started out giving them benefit of the doubt, then quickly realized that was a naive move on my part.
Yeah, the best humor is that which wasn't intended
(May 10, 2013 at 2:08 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: I try to avoid the humor threads on here.
But every thread is a-... oh.
Well, that would explain why you haven't posted in so long
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
