6 proofs that Satan is the winning the war against God (humor)

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Here, just to make you feel good....

I'm always happy to have another laughing A laugh a day keeps monsters away!

Whatever get's the job done.

But ice cream melts: It's not a permanent solution! Especially when Summer keeps eating it.

Are you?

Why yes, I am a sexy lady having a good time. Now be a good boy, and buy me a drink

Alas, another one sooooooooo........... How do I put this..... Weird.

Is that fair?

I would consider weirdness a compliment... but considering that normality is so stupid: I consider my weirdness more as a worrying signal of homogeny.

Fairness is not involved, so I'm going to go with 'no'.

So your now stalking me?

No, I'm singing to you... I leave Ming to do the stalking.

Laser focus, huh?

Lasers aren't focused! They're just concentrated. LIKE JUICE!

If you say so.

My arsehole says so, and it has a mind of it's own, so I'm not comfortable saying it's me saying it's so.

When people ask who farted, it often answers them with 'Me!', and then they look accusingly at ME, and I give them the look of 'Hey dawg, it wasn't me!', because it's my asshole. DUH!

Hmmm......

A hard one for you, isn't it?

But: I guess that's how you like it. I'm not judging you, we don't do that judgement thing here.

Just so you know:

Biology is a natural science concerned with the study of life and living organisms, including their structure, function, growth, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy.

Just saying.

Just saying... nothing? Because that's what I got out of that. I might take nothing to mean that you're amending my statement that he's a biologist with 'evolutionary', but that doesn't impact my statement at all, so I'm left with nothing again.

Maybe I could take nothing to mean that there aren't a lot of evolutionary biologists in the world, but since there are I'm lost again. Maybe you would have been better served to recognize this little gem: Mister Dawkins writes books... just about every famous scientist either wrote a book, or was credited with an awesome discovery or ten that were well publicized, and therefore became famous. Some of them, like Edison, didn't make these discoveries themselves, and were just able to bully the others away from the credit... with acute application of money

But then, we're still left with trying to pull everything from the something that is nothing, and that's silly as we could apply it to anything.

Not everyone can be a scientific celebrity, yknow?

Precisely the point.

Writing books helps, but why would I want to be a scientific celebrity? I could be a movie star, or I could be a porn star, or a cooking master... but we're left again asking: why would I want to be one of these?

I'm quite happy enough not being famous, regardless of how easily popularity comes to me. To be liked is better than to be known in my eyes, and hence I don't do any spectacular mass murderings of humans in a totally awesome manner . Are you suggesting I should start?

Ah yes, the philosopher in you finally comes out. Welcome to the discussion.

The philosopher in me is indeed attracted to women... but I cannot seem to find a discussion here. Is it in another thread? Must be. I'm gonna go look over there for a while, maybe a discussion will start here when I get back... or maybe you'll get your butt kicked about some more, I'm good with either