Refuting Evolution

[Cato]

But what I do know is that if you came up to me in the street and said I shared something with a banana, I'd punch you in the face.
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I do have a sharp knife though, but I don't possess the skills to do a good clean beheading at all, I know someone that can do the job though if you want? Get you into the afterlife a little quicker.

You forgot to tell us that Islam is a religion of peace.