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Excavating The Empty Tomb
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RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb
May 30, 2013 at 2:08 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Cato.)
God: "Wake up Moses. Your work is unfinished."
Moses: "You're kidding right?"
God: "Unfortunately no. It seems my people have no problems with parables, but still take everything too literally."
Moses: "So, what's the plan?"
God: "Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt understand what figurative language is".
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Excavating The Empty Tomb

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Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 29, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by little_monkey - May 29, 2013 at 1:26 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Brian37 - June 3, 2013 at 4:51 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 29, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - May 29, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 29, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Anomalocaris - May 29, 2013 at 5:15 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 29, 2013 at 5:33 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Anomalocaris - May 29, 2013 at 6:18 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 29, 2013 at 6:50 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - May 29, 2013 at 11:08 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cato - May 29, 2013 at 11:16 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - May 30, 2013 at 8:35 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 29, 2013 at 11:32 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Godschild - May 30, 2013 at 1:02 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 30, 2013 at 1:15 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Godschild - May 30, 2013 at 7:04 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by littleendian - May 30, 2013 at 7:25 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by ThomM - June 3, 2013 at 1:07 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 3, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Pandas United - June 3, 2013 at 1:12 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cyberman - May 29, 2013 at 11:17 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 30, 2013 at 7:12 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by LastPoet - May 30, 2013 at 7:15 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 30, 2013 at 7:15 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 30, 2013 at 7:35 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - May 30, 2013 at 9:13 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by DeistPaladin - June 3, 2013 at 1:34 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 3, 2013 at 12:28 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by DeistPaladin - June 3, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Angrboda - June 5, 2013 at 3:56 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 5, 2013 at 11:48 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Angrboda - June 5, 2013 at 3:33 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 6, 2013 at 1:23 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Angrboda - June 6, 2013 at 1:48 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Aractus - May 30, 2013 at 7:49 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by DeistPaladin - June 3, 2013 at 1:27 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 30, 2013 at 8:25 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 30, 2013 at 8:46 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 30, 2013 at 9:36 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 30, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by ronedee - May 30, 2013 at 1:28 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cato - May 30, 2013 at 2:08 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Angrboda - May 30, 2013 at 3:50 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 30, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Aractus - June 4, 2013 at 7:38 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - May 30, 2013 at 10:31 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - May 30, 2013 at 10:57 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Godschild - May 31, 2013 at 12:51 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cato - May 31, 2013 at 12:56 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 31, 2013 at 1:34 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cato - May 31, 2013 at 3:22 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 31, 2013 at 3:32 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Undeceived - May 31, 2013 at 3:38 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cato - June 3, 2013 at 12:01 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - May 31, 2013 at 10:24 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by little_monkey - May 31, 2013 at 10:47 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by pocaracas - May 31, 2013 at 10:47 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Zarith - May 31, 2013 at 2:33 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 31, 2013 at 3:38 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 31, 2013 at 3:57 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - May 31, 2013 at 10:51 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - May 31, 2013 at 12:07 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Angrboda - June 1, 2013 at 12:43 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Pandas United - June 2, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Mystical - June 3, 2013 at 12:29 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by KichigaiNeko - June 3, 2013 at 1:35 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Mystical - June 3, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - June 3, 2013 at 3:39 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by DeistPaladin - June 3, 2013 at 8:20 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - June 3, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 3, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 3, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 3, 2013 at 1:40 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Brian37 - June 3, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 3, 2013 at 11:33 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Brian37 - June 4, 2013 at 7:33 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - June 3, 2013 at 1:43 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Pandas United - June 3, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by DeistPaladin - June 3, 2013 at 7:02 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by tokutter - June 4, 2013 at 12:40 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Brian37 - June 5, 2013 at 9:11 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - June 3, 2013 at 4:52 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Pandas United - June 3, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Brian37 - June 3, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Pandas United - June 3, 2013 at 5:56 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by LastPoet - June 3, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 3, 2013 at 5:18 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 3, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Pandas United - June 3, 2013 at 6:17 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 3, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Pandas United - June 3, 2013 at 6:32 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by pocaracas - June 4, 2013 at 6:33 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 3, 2013 at 6:40 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Tonus - June 3, 2013 at 7:20 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 4, 2013 at 12:40 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 4, 2013 at 7:42 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Tonus - June 4, 2013 at 8:08 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 4, 2013 at 11:01 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Tonus - June 4, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 4, 2013 at 11:04 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 5, 2013 at 8:04 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 4, 2013 at 11:38 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Tonus - June 4, 2013 at 11:56 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - June 4, 2013 at 11:48 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by pocaracas - June 4, 2013 at 11:57 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 4, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - June 4, 2013 at 12:27 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 5, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 9:57 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 10:14 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Brian37 - June 5, 2013 at 10:25 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 5, 2013 at 12:31 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by little_monkey - June 5, 2013 at 12:50 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 5, 2013 at 1:34 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cyberman - June 5, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Drich - June 5, 2013 at 12:14 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 12:10 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 12:22 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 1:19 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by The Grand Nudger - June 5, 2013 at 2:11 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Brian37 - June 5, 2013 at 2:51 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Doubting Thomas - June 5, 2013 at 3:22 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by ronedee - June 5, 2013 at 3:31 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Tonus - June 5, 2013 at 3:37 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Brian37 - June 5, 2013 at 6:27 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by ronedee - June 5, 2013 at 11:10 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cyberman - June 5, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by ronedee - June 5, 2013 at 3:52 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Cyberman - June 5, 2013 at 3:53 pm
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - June 6, 2013 at 2:12 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by little_monkey - June 6, 2013 at 6:24 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Silver - June 6, 2013 at 2:16 am
RE: Excavating The Empty Tomb - by Minimalist - June 6, 2013 at 2:53 am

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