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"How do you explain the empty tomb?"

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"How do you explain the empty tomb?"
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"How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Pretty good and funny analogy:
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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Mo's a smart dude when he's not being a complete dumbfuck.
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September 5, 2012 at 4:36 pm
Oh, those two... So many nice stories they have together... Wink

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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 4:49 pm
Ah, and there's dumbfuck Mo.
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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 9:04 pm
If there’s no empty tomb there’s nothing to explain.
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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 9:07 pm
So, it's just a plot device.
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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 9:51 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 9:04 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: If there’s no empty tomb there’s nothing to explain.

If there's no yellow brick road, there's nothing to explain.
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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 10:20 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 9:51 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(September 5, 2012 at 9:04 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: If there’s no empty tomb there’s nothing to explain.

If there's no yellow brick road, there's nothing to explain.

Exactly.
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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 10:21 pm
And if there were no weapons of mass destruction...... Oh. Wait.
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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 5, 2012 at 10:24 pm
You need Iraq (the tomb) in order to launch an investigation to see if it has WMD or not (empty tomb or not)
Are you saying Iraq doesnt exist?
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