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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.

Poll: Will you help us stop the sun?
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Yes, of course... it is my duty to assist the other creatures of the world in this completely beneficial endeavor. Smile
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No. I'm a lazy fucker... it's not like you'd want my help anyway.
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I might, but I'll need some convincing. Dog treats are helpful.
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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
May 31, 2013 at 11:30 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2013 at 11:32 pm by Violet.)
(May 31, 2013 at 9:36 pm)Rayaan Wrote: There will be sun ... on June 31st in Alaska ... despite all the world's perilous plans and efforts to stop it.

The only difference is that, this time, it's gonna be sun like you've never seen before - beyond your most dreaded nightmare. And the sun will be endless.

We're seeing if we have the strength today to halter the light of the 1st of June... I would love to be able to stop it for more than a few hours (we're more likely to manage something like a nanosecond, but if enough humans chip in: we have a real shot at an hour).

I must say: even if you've been struck by the sun of the first of june... you could still help hold it back for someone else in the world. Please, I beseech you: help us.

Quote:So it would be better to give up the fight. Smile

No! Never give up without a fight!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m3ZLFpk8C0
(May 31, 2013 at 9:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'll pray.

That ought to handle it!

It'll help... thank you, Min Smile
(May 31, 2013 at 9:54 pm)Faith No More Wrote: You could always move underground.

That's not how time zones work... Dodgy
(May 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm)apophenia Wrote:


Sorry. Yog-Sothoth already slipped me a fiver to look the other way.[Image: w20.png][Image: dunno.gif]



Damn... I was counting on you, Apo Sad
(May 31, 2013 at 11:29 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Bong

Even toking it up, helps.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.

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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - May 31, 2013 at 11:30 pm

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