We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.

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Poll: Will you help us stop the sun? This poll is closed.
Yes, of course... it is my duty to assist the other creatures of the world in this completely beneficial endeavor.	50.00%	3	50.00%
No. I'm a lazy fucker... it's not like you'd want my help anyway.	33.33%	2	33.33%
I might, but I'll need some convincing. Dog treats are helpful.	16.67%	1	16.67%
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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.

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RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.

June 1, 2013 at 8:53 am

Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:That's not how time zones work...

Well, stopping the sun isn't going to stop time anyway. I'm just trying to give you practical advice to avoid the sun, because you can't stop that shit.

Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell

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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - May 31, 2013 at 8:44 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Nine - May 31, 2013 at 8:53 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - May 31, 2013 at 11:16 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Rayaan - May 31, 2013 at 9:36 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - May 31, 2013 at 11:30 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Faith No More - May 31, 2013 at 9:54 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Minimalist - May 31, 2013 at 9:57 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Angrboda - May 31, 2013 at 11:17 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Jackalope - May 31, 2013 at 11:29 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Jackalope - May 31, 2013 at 11:38 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - May 31, 2013 at 11:42 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Rayaan - June 1, 2013 at 2:18 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - June 1, 2013 at 3:08 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by zebo-the-fat - June 1, 2013 at 3:35 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Gearbreak - June 1, 2013 at 3:38 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - June 1, 2013 at 4:09 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by zebo-the-fat - June 1, 2013 at 5:50 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Gilgamesh - June 1, 2013 at 4:52 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - June 1, 2013 at 4:56 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Gilgamesh - June 1, 2013 at 5:01 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Faith No More - June 1, 2013 at 8:53 am

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - June 1, 2013 at 6:21 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Faith No More - June 1, 2013 at 11:46 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by KichigaiNeko - June 1, 2013 at 11:51 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Ryantology - June 1, 2013 at 11:52 pm

RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska. - by Violet - June 2, 2013 at 12:16 am

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