Just to consolidate things in case I need to make room on the shelf for another internet, I now know what this all reminds me of (or not):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzXhLp2wLQo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzXhLp2wLQo
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'