Mormons are fun. They used to stop and talk to me when I lived in Virginia. But ever since I moved to Texas they never stop by.
I see them peddling past my cul-de-sac every once and a while.
It makes me sad.
Mormons believe that jews boated over to North America a long time ago. After they got here they split up into two main camps. Good guys and bad guys.
The good guys still looked like jews of today. The bad jews got red skin. Then all the redskins killed all the good jews.
So all Native Americans are evil jews!
Oddly enough though genetic studies done on Native Americans show that they are all descended from east Asians.
Ask her about that. Also ask her to buy me a men's pair of their magic underwear. Size medium.
I hear they are really comfy.
They don't let us non-mormons buy them. *sniff*
I see them peddling past my cul-de-sac every once and a while.
It makes me sad.

Mormons believe that jews boated over to North America a long time ago. After they got here they split up into two main camps. Good guys and bad guys.
The good guys still looked like jews of today. The bad jews got red skin. Then all the redskins killed all the good jews.
So all Native Americans are evil jews!
Oddly enough though genetic studies done on Native Americans show that they are all descended from east Asians.
Ask her about that. Also ask her to buy me a men's pair of their magic underwear. Size medium.
I hear they are really comfy.
They don't let us non-mormons buy them. *sniff*