RE: Hilarious quotes by theists.
December 20, 2009 at 2:13 am
(This post was last modified: December 20, 2009 at 2:21 am by Joe Bloe.)
(August 28, 2009 at 1:49 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: "A missionary I knew watched a bullet headed for him do a RIGHT ANGLE before it got to him. - MartyrInTraining, FulfilledProphecy.com [2007-Jan-08] "
The Menai Anglican Church in Sydney Australia has a preacher named Steve Wakeford. Steve says that a missionary named Graham Martin was so successful in converting New Guinea natives to Christianity that the local witch doctor decided to kill him with a bow and arrow. Graham just stood there, thinking he was about to die as the arrow hurtled towards him and then, says Steve,
"...it stops, a foot away from his chest, in mid-air, then snaps in two, and falls to the ground, yeah, exactly."
The whole sermon is still available here:
http://www.menaianglican.org/index.php?M...D=1&CID=57
* Click on the link to get to a list of sermons.
* Go down to Sermons 2008.
* Second on the list is: 12th April 2008 Spiritual Warfare (Steve Wakeford)
* Right click on it
* Then left click on Save Target As
* It's a 5 MB download (mp3)
* The story begins at the 8m 15s mark
You'll also hear about the 100 angels that crammed into a house to protect Graham Martin from a gang of arsonists, and the story of a nice young suburban housewife who became a randy lesbian and needed good old Steve to exorcise her sexual demons.
It's a real swinging church, the Menai Anglican.
