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Dumb Things Theists Say
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
June 25, 2013 at 1:56 pm
The one I find most endearing is:

If we come from monkeys why are there still monkeys?

My reply:

If god made adam and eve from dust why is there still dust?

That single short statement of theirs is amazingly compact for all the things that are wrong about it. I love studying human evolution but I just don't give enough of a shit anymore to try and teach them how retarded they are.
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Dumb Things Theists Say - by Atheistic_Dan - June 22, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Silver - June 22, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - June 22, 2013 at 12:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 22, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LastPoet - June 22, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Simsim - June 22, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 25, 2013 at 4:49 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 25, 2013 at 1:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 1:26 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Thor - June 30, 2013 at 3:10 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LostLocke - July 1, 2013 at 9:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Thor - July 2, 2013 at 12:57 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 2, 2013 at 8:04 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Simon Moon - June 25, 2013 at 1:46 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - June 25, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 1, 2013 at 9:34 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Tonus - June 25, 2013 at 1:53 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 2:11 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 2:49 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Silver - June 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - June 30, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Atheistic_Dan - June 30, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 3, 2013 at 12:00 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Zen Badger - July 3, 2013 at 5:55 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 3, 2013 at 10:05 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 4, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - June 30, 2013 at 11:23 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 30, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 1, 2013 at 9:21 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Silver - July 3, 2013 at 12:05 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Big Blue Sky - July 3, 2013 at 2:41 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 3, 2013 at 4:09 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by KichigaiNeko - July 3, 2013 at 6:08 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 9:45 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - July 3, 2013 at 10:14 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 3, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 3, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 4, 2013 at 2:44 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 4, 2013 at 9:47 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 10, 2013 at 6:33 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 10:32 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 4, 2013 at 7:17 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 4, 2013 at 7:59 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - July 4, 2013 at 8:58 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LostLocke - July 4, 2013 at 12:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 4, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Silver - July 4, 2013 at 9:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 5, 2013 at 2:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - July 5, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 5, 2013 at 4:10 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 5, 2013 at 6:29 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 5, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 6, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 6, 2013 at 1:43 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 7, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 5, 2013 at 6:33 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 7, 2013 at 4:20 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Whateverist - July 7, 2013 at 4:28 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 8:51 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 10:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Michael Schubert - July 7, 2013 at 6:48 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 9:28 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 9:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 11:59 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:26 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 12:30 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 10:46 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:41 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 9, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 10, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 10, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - July 11, 2013 at 12:06 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Big Blue Sky - July 12, 2013 at 4:12 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 12, 2013 at 6:11 am
Re: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 12, 2013 at 6:20 am
Re: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 13, 2013 at 2:21 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 13, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 13, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 13, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 14, 2013 at 9:47 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Tonus - July 15, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 3:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by little_monkey - July 13, 2013 at 4:02 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 13, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 13, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by little_monkey - July 13, 2013 at 5:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 28, 2013 at 12:22 pm

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