You wouldn't be claiming a prophet motive, would you? Because the job's already taken and the only way you'll get me out of office is the way I'm going to pretend I got hired in the first place: naked oily wrestling over the flaming pit filled with sodding vipers, with frickin' lasers strapped to their heads.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
