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Dumb Things Theists Say
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RE: Dumb Things Theists Say
June 30, 2013 at 3:10 pm
(June 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm)Brian37 Wrote: The dumbest thing a theist can say is "In the beginning" because it is all downhill after that.

Whenever I stay in a hotel, the first thing I do is take the Babble they put in the nightstand drawer and cross out the line "In the beginning". I then replace it with "Once upon a time".
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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Dumb Things Theists Say - by Atheistic_Dan - June 22, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Silver - June 22, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - June 22, 2013 at 12:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 22, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LastPoet - June 22, 2013 at 1:27 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Simsim - June 22, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 25, 2013 at 4:32 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 25, 2013 at 4:49 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 25, 2013 at 1:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 1:26 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Thor - June 30, 2013 at 3:10 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LostLocke - July 1, 2013 at 9:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Thor - July 2, 2013 at 12:57 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 2, 2013 at 8:04 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Simon Moon - June 25, 2013 at 1:46 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - June 25, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 1, 2013 at 9:34 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Tonus - June 25, 2013 at 1:53 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 2:11 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 2:49 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Raven - June 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - June 25, 2013 at 5:34 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Silver - June 25, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - June 30, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Atheistic_Dan - June 30, 2013 at 9:44 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - June 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 3, 2013 at 12:00 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Zen Badger - July 3, 2013 at 5:55 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 3, 2013 at 10:05 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 4, 2013 at 3:37 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - June 30, 2013 at 11:23 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Minimalist - June 30, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 1, 2013 at 9:21 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Silver - July 3, 2013 at 12:05 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Big Blue Sky - July 3, 2013 at 2:41 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 3, 2013 at 4:09 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by KichigaiNeko - July 3, 2013 at 6:08 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 9:45 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - July 3, 2013 at 10:14 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 11:36 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 3, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 3, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 4, 2013 at 2:44 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 4, 2013 at 9:47 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 4, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 10, 2013 at 6:33 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 3, 2013 at 10:32 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 4, 2013 at 7:17 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 4, 2013 at 7:59 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - July 4, 2013 at 8:58 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by LostLocke - July 4, 2013 at 12:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 4, 2013 at 9:02 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Silver - July 4, 2013 at 9:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 5, 2013 at 2:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Faith No More - July 5, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 5, 2013 at 4:10 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 5, 2013 at 6:29 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 5, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Godschild - July 6, 2013 at 1:25 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Esquilax - July 6, 2013 at 1:43 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Ryantology - July 7, 2013 at 6:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 5, 2013 at 6:33 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 7, 2013 at 4:20 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Whateverist - July 7, 2013 at 4:28 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 8:51 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 10:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Michael Schubert - July 7, 2013 at 6:48 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 9:28 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 9:48 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 11:59 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:15 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:26 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2013 at 12:30 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by DeistPaladin - July 8, 2013 at 10:46 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 10:57 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 8, 2013 at 6:13 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 8, 2013 at 12:41 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Bad Writer - July 9, 2013 at 3:04 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 10, 2013 at 6:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Rahul - July 10, 2013 at 6:22 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Brian37 - July 11, 2013 at 12:06 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Big Blue Sky - July 12, 2013 at 4:12 am
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 12, 2013 at 6:11 am
Re: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 12, 2013 at 6:20 am
Re: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 13, 2013 at 2:21 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 13, 2013 at 2:26 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by NoraBrimstone - July 13, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 13, 2013 at 4:19 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Cyberman - July 14, 2013 at 9:47 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Tonus - July 15, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by Jackalope - July 13, 2013 at 3:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by little_monkey - July 13, 2013 at 4:02 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 13, 2013 at 5:11 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by pineapplebunnybounce - July 13, 2013 at 6:01 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by little_monkey - July 13, 2013 at 5:54 pm
RE: Dumb Things Theists Say - by viocjit - July 28, 2013 at 12:22 pm

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