(July 4, 2013 at 11:26 am)wwjs Wrote:(July 4, 2013 at 11:17 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'll have you know, its my right as an American to blow my fucking hands off if I want to. So there. :pJust think about the consequences like having to leave the firework show earlier or eating ribs using just one hand. It's not worth it man.
You can impress the girls by claiming its a war wound.