I have an issue opening doors

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I really dont bother at all I think....... I guess I probably never opend the door for anyone.

Why should I? And if someone were to ask me why I didn`t open the door for him or her I would probably reply something like "Why? Are you to retarded to open doors?"

As a matter of fact, one never does. While you open the door, you notice a group of ladies approching from your front or rear direction and you hold the door for them to pass through, while hopefully receiving thanks for your gentlemanly behaviour.

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I know I've said this before, but I'm the perfect gentleman when it comes to this sort of thing. I always hold a door open, before walking through it; I always pull out a chair before I sit on it. I even make it a point of principle to let ladies go first every time. Well, you never know who or what's lying in wait, do you? Best to send someone in ahead to see if it's safe.

I generally stare in open space, especially in cases of women, because the women here are very sensitive, they do not like to be looked at especially by someone like me.

I definitely get the last part (I wouldn't like that either); but if the ladies don't like being stared at, they shouldn't stand where my eyes are looking.

That's my defence anyway, Your Honour.

Well, everythng is good for the handsome fellow.