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Damn my girlfriend!
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RE: Damn my girlfriend!
(August 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: I have almoust been single for 3 years now and I have to say that I really really really really really miss being in a releationship.

Sad



But all the girls where I live are dumb cunts who can hardly count to ten and constantly talk about nails, lipsticks and whatever the fuck is cliche for dumb cunts.

Why not make up in quantity for what is lacking in quality?

(August 6, 2013 at 3:13 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm)Chuck Wrote: Something very wrong to say comes to mind.

Go on Big Grin

Why don't you and her get together and let him use the right hand?

Big Grin
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Messages In This Thread
Damn my girlfriend! - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - August 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by My imaginary friend is GOD - August 6, 2013 at 2:56 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by pocaracas - August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Kayenneh - August 6, 2013 at 3:01 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Anomalocaris - August 6, 2013 at 3:10 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Violet - August 6, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Whateverist - August 7, 2013 at 1:33 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Edwardo Piet - August 7, 2013 at 2:38 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - August 7, 2013 at 2:40 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Kayenneh - August 6, 2013 at 3:13 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by paulpablo - August 6, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Jackalope - August 6, 2013 at 3:18 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Anomalocaris - August 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm
Re: Damn my girlfriend! - by NoraBrimstone - August 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by downbeatplumb - August 7, 2013 at 1:30 pm
Re: RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by NoraBrimstone - August 6, 2013 at 8:53 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Violet - August 6, 2013 at 9:05 pm
Re: Damn my girlfriend! - by NoraBrimstone - August 6, 2013 at 9:19 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Violet - August 6, 2013 at 9:29 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Gooders1002 - August 7, 2013 at 1:02 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Doubting Thomas - August 7, 2013 at 5:45 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Rahul - August 7, 2013 at 5:51 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by freedomfromforum - August 7, 2013 at 6:39 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Whateverist - August 8, 2013 at 5:33 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by freedomfromforum - August 8, 2013 at 5:43 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by downbeatplumb - August 10, 2013 at 4:14 am
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by freedomfromforum - August 10, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by freedomfromforum - August 7, 2013 at 1:47 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - August 7, 2013 at 1:53 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by freedomfromforum - August 7, 2013 at 2:05 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Violet - August 8, 2013 at 5:14 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Edwardo Piet - August 7, 2013 at 2:42 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Edwardo Piet - August 8, 2013 at 4:59 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Edwardo Piet - August 8, 2013 at 5:35 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Violet - August 8, 2013 at 11:42 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by CleanShavenJesus - August 8, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Whateverist - August 8, 2013 at 5:41 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Edwardo Piet - August 9, 2013 at 12:52 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Violet - August 9, 2013 at 10:59 pm
RE: Damn my girlfriend! - by Edwardo Piet - August 11, 2013 at 6:18 am

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