Echoing Maelstrom's point, it's not our fault if your claims can be shown up for the Three Card Trick they are and so easily too. Get better claims.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'