RE: eid and ramadan
August 9, 2013 at 2:01 pm
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2013 at 2:03 pm by Cyberman.)
(August 9, 2013 at 11:25 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote:(August 9, 2013 at 11:19 am)Kayenneh Wrote: You know what they say, the way to the heart of a man is via his belly..
No doubt. The abdomen is a softer target.
That wouldn't get you to his heart though, unless you used something like a rapier which he would likely see coming and so you'd have to get into all that 'planning' business with the chair and the ropes and the duct tape etc.
Far simpler and quicker to strike upwards beneath the breastbone. That can be achieved quite simply with little more than a kitchen knife or a knitting needle.
Don't forget to wash your hands afterwards!
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