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Noah

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RE: The Noah Dilemma

August 16, 2013 at 2:20 am

Quote: I say 100 years because when Noah was first mentioned in Genesis 5:32, he was 500 years old and when he got into the ark he was 600 years old.

Thus we can deduce that your primary brain fart is to believe that someone lived to be 500 years old and then built a boat.

Let me say this as politely as possible.

That's fucking stupid.

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Noah - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:01 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Ryantology - August 16, 2013 at 2:05 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Captain Colostomy - August 16, 2013 at 2:05 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Fruity - August 16, 2013 at 2:07 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:10 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Something completely different - August 16, 2013 at 2:15 am

RE: Noah - by gall - August 16, 2013 at 10:09 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Something completely different - August 16, 2013 at 2:10 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by FifthElement - August 16, 2013 at 2:13 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Fruity - August 16, 2013 at 2:15 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:20 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Minimalist - August 16, 2013 at 2:20 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:23 am

RE: Noah - by Simon Moon - August 16, 2013 at 12:03 pm

RE: Noah - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 19, 2013 at 7:11 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Captain Colostomy - August 16, 2013 at 2:21 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Minimalist - August 16, 2013 at 2:25 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Esquilax - August 16, 2013 at 2:25 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Fruity - August 16, 2013 at 2:25 am

RE: Noah - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:37 am

RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Minimalist - August 16, 2013 at 2:47 am

RE: Noah - by NoraBrimstone - August 16, 2013 at 4:03 am

RE: Noah - by Cyberman - August 16, 2013 at 4:57 am

RE: Noah - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 16, 2013 at 5:18 am

RE: Noah - by orogenicman - August 19, 2013 at 7:04 am

RE: Noah - by Nine - August 16, 2013 at 9:42 am

RE: Noah - by Cyberman - August 16, 2013 at 9:49 am

RE: Noah - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 16, 2013 at 10:07 am

RE: Noah - by Cyberman - August 16, 2013 at 10:51 am

RE: Noah - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 16, 2013 at 10:12 am

RE: Noah - by Bad Wolf - August 16, 2013 at 10:33 am

RE: Noah - by Fruity - August 16, 2013 at 11:14 am

RE: Noah - by downbeatplumb - August 16, 2013 at 12:27 pm

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