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Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
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Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
This has got to be one of my favorite atheist videos on youtube, just because off how dense, yet funny the information is. There is a sequel, but I don't like it as much as the first.



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RE: Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
They took it down. Sad
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
noahs ark in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRx49-leiRE
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RE: Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
(September 14, 2015 at 11:44 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: They took it down. Sad

Thanks for alerting me to that. I fixed it.  Smile
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RE: Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
Ha! In the second one, "Do you know how hard it was to load all those cats? It was like herding atheists!"
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
That was a good one.

Another good one is this one (I'm sure most have seen it) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I225Vcs3X0g
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RE: Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
These guys are the bomb (Nonstampcollector and Darkmatter2525). Anyone who hasn't already watched all their stuff on YouTube needs to do so right now! You won't regret it. Unless you are very easily offended by religious satire.

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RE: Best Noah's Ark Video Ever
(September 14, 2015 at 11:44 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: They took it down. Sad
I you don't see it select the reply button. It should appear. That's what I have/had to do.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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