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Noah
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RE: Noah
(August 16, 2013 at 10:07 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: No the continents weren't together 6000 years ago (which is how old you believe the earth to be, correct?).

It always makes me laugh that some people try to claim that the Universe was created about the same time that humans discovered beer; not so much the claim itself, but that they seem not to understand why they're not taken seriously for it.

In that vein, this now classic Onion article is as perennial as ever:

Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Noah - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Ryantology - August 16, 2013 at 2:05 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Captain Colostomy - August 16, 2013 at 2:05 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Fruity - August 16, 2013 at 2:07 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:10 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Something completely different - August 16, 2013 at 2:15 am
RE: Noah - by gall - August 16, 2013 at 10:09 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Something completely different - August 16, 2013 at 2:10 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by FifthElement - August 16, 2013 at 2:13 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Fruity - August 16, 2013 at 2:15 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:20 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Minimalist - August 16, 2013 at 2:20 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:23 am
RE: Noah - by Simon Moon - August 16, 2013 at 12:03 pm
RE: Noah - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 19, 2013 at 7:11 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Captain Colostomy - August 16, 2013 at 2:21 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Minimalist - August 16, 2013 at 2:25 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Esquilax - August 16, 2013 at 2:25 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Fruity - August 16, 2013 at 2:25 am
RE: Noah - by AnaMejiaP - August 16, 2013 at 2:37 am
RE: The Noah Dilemma - by Minimalist - August 16, 2013 at 2:47 am
RE: Noah - by NoraBrimstone - August 16, 2013 at 4:03 am
RE: Noah - by Cyberman - August 16, 2013 at 4:57 am
RE: Noah - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 16, 2013 at 5:18 am
RE: Noah - by orogenicman - August 19, 2013 at 7:04 am
RE: Noah - by Nine - August 16, 2013 at 9:42 am
RE: Noah - by Cyberman - August 16, 2013 at 9:49 am
RE: Noah - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 16, 2013 at 10:07 am
RE: Noah - by Cyberman - August 16, 2013 at 10:51 am
RE: Noah - by pineapplebunnybounce - August 16, 2013 at 10:12 am
RE: Noah - by Bad Wolf - August 16, 2013 at 10:33 am
RE: Noah - by Fruity - August 16, 2013 at 11:14 am
RE: Noah - by downbeatplumb - August 16, 2013 at 12:27 pm

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