Ana, I feel kind of weird coming back on this note, since we have been best friends for so long. You know, we walked around the thread holding hands, shit chatting, talking about life (well, thread life, anyway), but I have to jump back to reality. Please, don't stop liking me. 
The Ark.
1. Why would God need an ark? Think about it.
2. Why kill everybody by means of a flood? Why not just snap his fingers? Think about it.
3. Why would God need two animals of each kind to continue their species, instead of just starting over like the first time? Think about it.
4. If God would take his time to do something so huge, so miraculous (in an evil way) like performing this giant flood that kills everybody (almost), why not make it more splendid and perfect, more kind and wonderful, like say... something I would do if I were God and my people did me wrong. I'd just fix them. I wouldn't kill them. I'd fix them. Think about it.
5. Think about the women, men, and children who supposedly drowned. Think about them drowning. Think of babies gagging in the water. A loving God did this? Oh... old testament. So he changed? Think about it.
I'm sorry, but this is so silly that it's hard not to be silly about it. I think I'm doing good, though.
If I came to tell you about a giant squid that created the world say, 1000 years ago, and you proved to me the world was older than that, and I still jumped through hoops to defend my belief, what would you think of me? Why is your fairytale more legitimate?
The Ark.
1. Why would God need an ark? Think about it.
2. Why kill everybody by means of a flood? Why not just snap his fingers? Think about it.
3. Why would God need two animals of each kind to continue their species, instead of just starting over like the first time? Think about it.
4. If God would take his time to do something so huge, so miraculous (in an evil way) like performing this giant flood that kills everybody (almost), why not make it more splendid and perfect, more kind and wonderful, like say... something I would do if I were God and my people did me wrong. I'd just fix them. I wouldn't kill them. I'd fix them. Think about it.
5. Think about the women, men, and children who supposedly drowned. Think about them drowning. Think of babies gagging in the water. A loving God did this? Oh... old testament. So he changed? Think about it.
I'm sorry, but this is so silly that it's hard not to be silly about it. I think I'm doing good, though.
If I came to tell you about a giant squid that created the world say, 1000 years ago, and you proved to me the world was older than that, and I still jumped through hoops to defend my belief, what would you think of me? Why is your fairytale more legitimate?
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
