(August 16, 2013 at 10:21 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: Sparty is short for Spartacus. My friends from High School thought I looked like Kirk Douglas from the 1960 film, and the nickname stuck. The Bad Writer part isn't hard to figure out; I'm better at absorbing information than I am at expressing it.
I genuinely thought you were having a bad writers' party and threw a pun in by the misplaced capital. True.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'