(August 17, 2013 at 8:44 am)Stimbo Wrote: Burned bacon is also tasty, albeit in a different way. And how do you know rat poison doesn't improve the taste? In fact, season liberally with rat poison and I can guarantee you will never get better.
You will, however, also never get to eat another piece of bacon, which is objectively evil, and therefore so is rat poisoned bacon.

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