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What if Jesus had failed?

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RE: What if Jesus had failed?

August 21, 2013 at 11:17 am

According to the jews jesus was a total flop. Just some schmendrick who did none of the things that moshiach was supposed to do and got himself killed in the process.

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What if Jesus had failed? - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 7:53 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 21, 2013 at 8:17 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Ryantology - August 21, 2013 at 9:07 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 8:20 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 21, 2013 at 8:26 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 8:35 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 21, 2013 at 9:41 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Tonus - August 21, 2013 at 11:20 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Darwinian - August 21, 2013 at 8:36 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 21, 2013 at 9:45 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by freedomfromforum - August 21, 2013 at 2:27 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Doubting Thomas - August 21, 2013 at 8:42 am

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RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by FallentoReason - August 21, 2013 at 9:45 am

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RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 21, 2013 at 12:43 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by max-greece - August 22, 2013 at 1:29 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by max-greece - August 21, 2013 at 11:05 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by CleanShavenJesus - August 21, 2013 at 11:05 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 21, 2013 at 11:17 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 21, 2013 at 2:11 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 21, 2013 at 2:42 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 21, 2013 at 2:58 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by FallentoReason - August 21, 2013 at 8:57 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 22, 2013 at 8:53 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Tonus - August 22, 2013 at 9:54 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 22, 2013 at 2:41 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Tonus - August 23, 2013 at 7:42 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 23, 2013 at 9:12 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by gall - August 22, 2013 at 10:05 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Ryantology - August 22, 2013 at 5:24 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 22, 2013 at 11:44 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by smax - August 24, 2013 at 7:31 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by rexbeccarox - August 22, 2013 at 1:47 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by smax - August 22, 2013 at 2:15 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 22, 2013 at 2:22 am

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RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Sword of Christ - August 23, 2013 at 3:07 pm

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RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 23, 2013 at 12:37 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by ronedee - August 23, 2013 at 1:04 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 23, 2013 at 1:36 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Darwinian - August 23, 2013 at 7:43 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Faith No More - August 23, 2013 at 7:47 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Sword of Christ - August 23, 2013 at 7:58 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Ryantology - August 23, 2013 at 10:08 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Drich - August 23, 2013 at 4:05 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Bad Writer - August 23, 2013 at 12:20 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 23, 2013 at 12:30 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by ronedee - August 23, 2013 at 12:42 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 23, 2013 at 12:45 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 23, 2013 at 4:52 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Sword of Christ - August 23, 2013 at 5:19 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Ryantology - August 23, 2013 at 5:14 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Ryantology - August 23, 2013 at 5:22 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Godschild - August 23, 2013 at 5:34 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Captain Colostomy - August 23, 2013 at 5:42 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by max-greece - August 23, 2013 at 5:37 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Sword of Christ - August 23, 2013 at 5:40 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 23, 2013 at 6:04 pm

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RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Captain Colostomy - August 23, 2013 at 6:19 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Sword of Christ - August 23, 2013 at 6:22 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Tonus - August 24, 2013 at 8:28 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Sword of Christ - August 24, 2013 at 9:49 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by MindForgedManacle - August 24, 2013 at 5:06 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Ryantology - August 23, 2013 at 7:23 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 23, 2013 at 9:02 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Cato - August 24, 2013 at 1:34 am

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RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by ThomM - August 24, 2013 at 9:10 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Godschild - August 24, 2013 at 4:47 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by ronedee - August 24, 2013 at 9:16 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Tonus - August 26, 2013 at 5:50 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Bad Writer - August 24, 2013 at 1:06 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 24, 2013 at 10:58 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by ronedee - August 24, 2013 at 11:11 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Bad Writer - August 24, 2013 at 11:19 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 25, 2013 at 12:40 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Sword of Christ - August 25, 2013 at 7:01 am

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by ParCutz - August 24, 2013 at 11:33 pm

RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Minimalist - August 25, 2013 at 11:03 am

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RE: What if Jesus had failed? - by Bad Writer - August 25, 2013 at 5:04 pm

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