What if Jesus had failed?

[Tonus]

The reason you hear 'you do not understand' is because most likely you don't.

True, it's a nonsensical story, both the typical version and yours.

You may have a version of Christianity based off of some other version of it

I agree, seeing as there are thousands of "versions" of it.

, but most times your personal version has been warped or tweaked just enough to support some supposed God paradox or in this case to frame out a one sided survey. Either way, its still not biblical Christianity. It's something you made up.

Biblical Christianity itself is something that someone made up, and that people continue to interpret and re-interpret as time goes on. The lack of any unified interpretation and the poor/sloppy explanations of god, his nature, and his actions in the Bible make it quite easy to point out the paradoxes.

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Since he didn't exist, should I be picking the "couldn't happen" option?

For the sake of fun and pedantry, you can consider it philosophically!

I selected option 3 because it seems the most plausible one if the god of the Bible exists. If we are made in his image, why wouldn't this be the third or fourth universe he created? Men are imaginative and inventive, but we tend to have to go through many iterations of a design before we get it right, then we improve upon it as we go.

If we reflect god's qualities and god really is the pinnacle of perfection, he'd have to be the ultimate inventor... constantly creating stuff that didn't work and improving as he went until he wound up with something workable and could start to improve it. The current reality is probably Beta Phase 2, or something. Drich is what god would call an "unhandled exception."