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What if Jesus had failed?

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RE: What if Jesus had failed?

August 22, 2013 at 5:34 pm

Quote:The Jews "copied" a few myths and folktales from the near east and Babylon but it was with an important monotheistical twist when they did do this.

They seem to have learned that from the Zoroastrian Persians. It is nothing by re-cycled shit.

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