Quote:Christians will revel in the fact that Christ turned water into wine, yet proclaim that he never got his dick wet. Something about the story is seriously misplaced, particularly considering the number of groupies.
There is some evidence to suggest that Jesus was married. I don't know whether that was Mary Madeleine in the classic Dan Brown tradition. He certainly had something of as strong view of marriage and was very much against divorce.
The water into wine was in the gospel of John so is probably symbolic. It may have been based on Moses turning water in blood in the Old Testament.
