(August 27, 2013 at 9:07 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(August 27, 2013 at 7:16 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: genetically altered priests with anuses for mouths
Why would you need to genetically alter them for that? Why not just use a regular priest?
Debbie Downer.

Think big picture...don't the priests give a hoodoo incantation over the communal chalice thingy before taking a slug? My guess, no one wants to catch a floaty from Fr. potty mouth after. An asshole in plain view may singlehandly turn off Catholics from church service.
And it would all be thanks to this guy! *Thumps chest and cheeses.*