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Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
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Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 21, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I can't stand my roommate's little duck figurines. Help me find creative little shocking scenes to arrange them into to surprise her.

We just moved in together last weekend, and have different decorative tastes!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDrRaqbnSXg
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 21, 2010 at 11:16 pm
What? Those duckies are precious! Leave them be! I'm tellin'!
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 22, 2010 at 5:22 am
(May 21, 2010 at 11:16 pm)Dotard Wrote: What? Those duckies are precious! Leave them be! I'm tellin'!
Wanna buy them? They're really cheap. I'll pay you to take them away! I'll lie to Karen, telling her that they flew south for the winter (a bit early, like by about a half year).

I can't just leave them in the kitchen. They will breed and infest all the drawers and cupboards. They will keep eating all the cookies, and poop on the clean dishes.
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 22, 2010 at 9:50 am
(May 22, 2010 at 5:22 am)Scented Nectar Wrote: I can't just leave them in the kitchen. They will breed and infest all the drawers and cupboards. They will keep eating all the cookies, and poop on the clean dishes.

There's your idea, right there. Get more of them and spread them around in the drawers and cupboards. Pose them here and there with fake poop all over the dishes or surrounded by cookie crumbs.
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 22, 2010 at 2:44 pm
(May 22, 2010 at 9:50 am)Paul the Human Wrote:
(May 22, 2010 at 5:22 am)Scented Nectar Wrote: I can't just leave them in the kitchen. They will breed and infest all the drawers and cupboards. They will keep eating all the cookies, and poop on the clean dishes.
There's your idea, right there. Get more of them and spread them around in the drawers and cupboards. Pose them here and there with fake poop all over the dishes or surrounded by cookie crumbs.
I like that one! I can't get more ducks, since they are some sort of antique set, but I can certainly make them poop coffee grounds! I will await an opportunity, and film it too. They might even poop in her favourite cereal bowl, the filthy things! Some pineapple juice might be useful too, a puddle beside the poop looking like pee, maybe.

Good one Smile
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 22, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Scented Nectar, awesome vid and great first ideas you videoed....Smile

I have an idea for you...

Put them in a circle of some sort and add one of them as a sacrifice to the "gods"...LOLOL...Tongue
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 23, 2010 at 3:39 am
yeah hang one duck on the cross nailing its wings Big Grin
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 23, 2010 at 4:37 am
Maybe draw a pentagon and sacrifice something?
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 23, 2010 at 6:51 am
I like it. A sacriligious scene must happen. There will be pentagrams, sacrifice and lots of ketchup blood! Hahahaha.
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She kind of knows about this one ahead of time though. When I was reading this thread a few minutes ago, and laughing out loud, she came over and talked me into showing her what was on the screen. She will still be shocked and horrified by seeing it, and maybe I can even record her reaction.
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RE: Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas
May 23, 2010 at 6:55 am
Haha! Big Grin Busted! Smile
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