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There was no census when Jesus was born

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There was no census when Jesus was born
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RE: There was no census when Jesus was born
August 31, 2013 at 10:11 pm (This post was last modified: August 31, 2013 at 10:17 pm by Minimalist.)
Quote:Never mind the other gospels

Fuck that. What about the planet that was destroyed when the star pranced along ahead of them leading them to fucking Bethlehem because Matty didn't know shit from shinola about the prophecy he was trying to fulfill with this absurd story?.

Quote:9 After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they had seen when it rose went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was.

These primitive goat fuckers thought stars were just lights in the sky.
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There was no census when Jesus was born

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There was no census when Jesus was born - by Beta Ray Bill - August 29, 2013 at 5:58 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Tonus - August 29, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by ThomM - September 2, 2013 at 8:03 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Drich - August 30, 2013 at 8:10 am
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Brian37 - August 29, 2013 at 8:20 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by ronedee - August 29, 2013 at 10:09 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Tonus - August 30, 2013 at 8:24 am
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Minimalist - August 29, 2013 at 10:38 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Bad Writer - August 29, 2013 at 10:40 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Minimalist - August 29, 2013 at 10:41 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Bad Writer - August 29, 2013 at 10:51 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Minimalist - August 29, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Jackalope - August 29, 2013 at 10:57 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by ronedee - August 30, 2013 at 12:54 am
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by LastPoet - August 30, 2013 at 6:30 am
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Godschild - August 30, 2013 at 4:12 am
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Godschild - August 30, 2013 at 4:42 am
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Godschild - August 31, 2013 at 4:04 am
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Cyberman - August 31, 2013 at 9:50 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Minimalist - August 30, 2013 at 11:32 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Angrboda - August 31, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Brian37 - August 31, 2013 at 5:01 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Watchman - August 31, 2013 at 5:55 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by ThomM - August 31, 2013 at 6:42 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Minimalist - August 31, 2013 at 10:11 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Bad Writer - September 2, 2013 at 8:06 pm
RE: There was no census when Jesus was born - by Minimalist - September 2, 2013 at 8:12 pm

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