Tea-Bagging Douchebag

[Minimalist]

Actually, the French Revolution had some great ideas for dealing with these church bastards.

A few of them would be useful today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dechristian...Revolution

The programme of dechristianization waged against Catholicism, and eventually against all forms of Christianity, included:[1][2][3]

confiscation of Church lands, which were to be the security for the new Assignat currency
removal of statues, plates and other iconography from places of worship
destruction of crosses, bells and other external signs of worship
the institution of revolutionary and civic cults, including the Cult of Reason and subsequently the Cult of the Supreme Being,
the enactment of a law on October 21, 1793 making all nonjuring priests and all persons who harboured them liable to death on sight.

The climax was reached with the celebration of the goddess "Reason" in Notre Dame Cathedral on 10 November 1793.

The dechristianization campaign can be seen as the logical extension of the materialist philosophies of some leaders of the enlightenment, while for others with more prosaic concerns it was an opportunity to unleash resentments against the Church and clergy.[4]

Never forget Napoleon's comment about priests.

"I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they lay their hands on everything they can get"

~ Napoleon Bonaparte