Clearly the miracle of the sammich is a sign from Ceiling Cat (Cheeze Be Upon Him). He was testing you to see if you would eated it, like He did with Abranom, and you obviously failed the test. On the other hand, you gained a sammich, so the message here must be that sometimes being a runner-up beats winning.
Unfortunately, there are far too many holes in that theory.
(September 11, 2013 at 1:34 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Notice how the OP downplays what style cheese?
Bloody convenient. I'm gonna guess aged Swiss...for multiple reasons.
Unfortunately, there are far too many holes in that theory.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
