As the great Ken Dodd used to sing:
"A penis, a penis
The greatest gift that I possess.
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of a penis."
At least, I think that's what he was singing.
"A penis, a penis
The greatest gift that I possess.
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of a penis."
At least, I think that's what he was singing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
