(September 22, 2013 at 9:05 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote:(September 22, 2013 at 2:04 am)Minimalist Wrote: The chaplains are REMFs.
They're also DICKs. It was a chaplain who made sure I got busted in rank(for disrespectful behavior) while touring the 'Holy Land'.
After I saw a man get his head ripped off by the wing tip of an F-18, the chaplain came down to talk to me. He asked me what I saw, so, I told him. I told him that the man was still gripping his flashlight as he lay on his back in a pool of blood, and described the bloody entrails that occupied the space his head once sat. He looked mortified. He just shook his head, and then asked me if I wanted the day off. I said I was fine, and started out the door to go back to my shop. He stopped me before I went out the door, and made an "ergh..." sound, as if he was gonna say something, but then it escaped him. He just went with "People really aren't supposed to see things like that you know?" I agreed, and left. Not sure what the point of that was.
