Why is God treated like a retarded and selfish child?

[Ryantology]

I think it's more fair to ask why Christians insist in one breath that their God is not a capricious and bloodthirsty psychopathic monster, yet insist that we treat him like he's a capricious and bloodthirsty psychopathic monster by supplicating for forgiveness and accept the fact that, no matter how hard you try to be what he wants you to be, you're still just as likely as any god-hating atheist to suffer tragedy, deprivation and death, and as often as not, he will ignore your most horrible suffering while the god-hating atheist will achieve and succeed at life. And all for a reward which may or may not be handed out after you die and zero evidence existing to suggest it ever has been. Why? Just because.

There's no logical reason why God should insist that you have to be a gullible idiot (sorry, 'have faith') in order to be saved, because if you weren't a gullible idiot, you wouldn't take any of this seriously in the first place.

Cue a gullible idiot or two demonstrating that he's a gullible idiot by vociferously attempting to explain why he isn't a gullible idiot.