Any God breakthroughs?

[The Reality Salesman01]

.[/fucking with you]

About the zombie-kid or the first class ticket to paradise?

My girlfriend gave me her old bible, and it's got tons of "Study Notes" written in the outer margins of the pages. Really, they are attempts to smooth over possible objections that the reader may raise about a particular scripture on the page. The things written there are so incredibly insulting to one's intelligence. For example, if you've just read the scripture that describes God's being jealous about men worshipping other Gods, and you wonder to yourself, what kind of perfect God is jealous of other Gods (or anything for that matter)? The note provided in the margin offers clarification: Why would God be jealous of other Gods that don't exist? He isn't. He was disappointed to see that man would worship these false Gods and it made him jealous that they were redirecting their love to them. Man made God jealous, not the false Gods. What???? Lol, how does this reconcile the objection? He he he...It's quite entertaining. Of course, I think I may have ruffled some feathers by keeping the bible on my desk at work. I've customized it...slightly.

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