Hi Vinny. I just want to say that it doesn't take a WHOLE lot of smarts for an atheist to notice that religious people have an invisible friend. That's all the nonsense an atheist needs to know in order to say (like we tell our children), 'No darlin', there are no monsters in the closet, no monsters under the bed, and there's no such thing as an invisible friend.'
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!
