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Request: Math expert to prove God doesn't exist.
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RE: Request: Math expert to prove God doesn't exist.
I hope hope hope you do find someone with such math skills. If they can formulate the existence of a god (just guessing here) then that same exact formula will prove that unicorns exist. Kind of a catch 22 isn't it? If ya prove a god exists, then ya have to believe in unicorns. And Leprechauns, and monster marshmallows roaming the universe.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.

JUST BELIEVE IT!
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RE: Request: Math expert to prove God doesn't exist. - by Jiggerj - September 26, 2013 at 8:40 pm
RE: Request: Math expert to prove God doesn't exist. - by Silver - September 26, 2013 at 10:10 pm
RE: Request: Math expert to prove God doesn't exist. - by Fruity - September 26, 2013 at 11:15 pm

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