this is really happening - again - thanks to the republicunts.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28175%29
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/bo...0%28175%29
Quote:WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a special Sunday radio address, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) delivered a health tip to the American people, advising them to delay getting cancer for a year.
“We’re involved in a high-stakes fight over our freedom from centralized government control of our lives,” said Mr. Boehner, speaking on behalf of his House colleagues. “You can do your part by delaying getting cancer.”