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Unforgivable Sin - Poll

Poll: Have you committed 'Spoke Against' the Holy Spirit?!
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Yes!
13.04%
 3 13.04%
No!
8.70%
 2 8.70%
I hope not!
0%
 0 0%
Yes and I would do it again.
73.91%
 17 73.91%
No and I hope never to do it.
4.35%
 1 4.35%
Total 23 vote(s) 100%
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RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll
October 7, 2013 at 12:57 pm
(October 7, 2013 at 12:05 pm)plaincents822 Wrote: Did you hear the joke about the holy spirit getting pooned in the ass by Jesus while sucking off God?

I didn't either, because that joke doesn't exist. And neither do they.

But there needs to be one.

OK, the Holy Spirit was getting pooned in the ass by Jesus while sucking off God. When Jesus started shouting, "Time for my second coming!" God started yelling, "Oh me! Oh me!" Then once they were finished, God asked Jesus, "How do you like having a threeway with ourselves?" Jesus replied, "Even though it's technically masturbation, it still sucks when the Holy Spirit turns from a dove into tongues of fire and burns our dicks!"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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Unforgivable Sin - Poll

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Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by themonkeyman - October 4, 2013 at 8:37 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Minimalist - October 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Jackalope - October 4, 2013 at 8:43 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Faith No More - October 4, 2013 at 8:44 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by wwjs - October 4, 2013 at 8:49 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Angrboda - October 6, 2013 at 1:04 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by themonkeyman - October 4, 2013 at 8:56 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Fruity - October 4, 2013 at 8:57 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Bucky Ball - October 5, 2013 at 1:41 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Drich - October 5, 2013 at 1:52 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Heir Apparent - October 5, 2013 at 2:58 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Brakeman - October 7, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Minimalist - October 5, 2013 at 2:23 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Drich - October 7, 2013 at 8:47 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Doubting Thomas - October 7, 2013 at 10:47 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 11:52 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Faith No More - October 7, 2013 at 11:56 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Captain Colostomy - October 5, 2013 at 5:20 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Fidel_Castronaut - October 7, 2013 at 8:55 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Psykhronic - October 7, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Chas - October 7, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by freedomfromforum - October 7, 2013 at 11:45 am
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by FlyingNarwhal - October 7, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Doubting Thomas - October 7, 2013 at 12:57 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Mystical - October 7, 2013 at 12:24 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Jackalope - October 7, 2013 at 12:35 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Faith No More - October 7, 2013 at 12:44 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Mystical - October 7, 2013 at 2:53 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Jackalope - October 7, 2013 at 4:49 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Minimalist - October 7, 2013 at 8:26 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by ThomM - October 7, 2013 at 8:07 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Rahul - October 7, 2013 at 8:32 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Cinjin - October 7, 2013 at 9:32 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Rahul - October 7, 2013 at 10:14 pm
RE: Unforgivable Sin - Poll - by Cinjin - October 7, 2013 at 10:26 pm

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