Why is God treated like a retarded and selfish child?

[Esquilax]

It's purely for the benefit of people taking part in whatever form of praise they think is appropriate for supreme power and creator of all things and ultimate reason for your existence. People like to show a bit of heartfelt gratitude and humility you know.

And, like, a sincere "thank you" wouldn't be enough? We need temples in gold and alabaster, entire days of worship, the whole shebang?

Alien concept though it may be for you, nothing greater than your own self eh?

So, do you, like, exhume these tired old canards yourself, or do you buy them from an antiques place?