RE: No man with a sense of humour ever founded a religion
October 10, 2013 at 4:12 pm
(This post was last modified: October 10, 2013 at 4:13 pm by Jackalope.)
(October 10, 2013 at 4:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(October 10, 2013 at 3:51 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: "No man with a sense of humour ever founded a religion."
You're lucky Pastafarianism doesn't have a hell, because boy howdy, you'd have an express ticket.
I thought pastafarianism had a big pot of boiling water?
Shit - I was wrong.
Quote:however, the prevailing and traditional view of Hell as defined by the gospel of the FSM is that it, like Heaven, has a beer volcano and stripper factory. The difference being that the beer is warm and stale, the strippers have STD's, and there are penguins everywhere.
May his noodliness have mercy on all our souls.
