(October 16, 2013 at 3:19 pm)Zazzy Wrote: I have 2 male parakeets (budgies). They hump each other all day long. I've tried to tell them that god doesn't like it, it's unnatural, and it will harm society, but they just keep banging away.
But it's my fault- there used to be a red bell in the cage that they humped, but I got tired of "ding, ding, ding!" all day long, so I took the bell. Then they discovered each other.
It's probably not that they're gay, but they're prison gay. They don't ever see any female parakeets, so one says to the other, "Hey, budge, we're not getting any younger, you know."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.