Discriminatory language in the terms of a christian forum.

[John V]

Please tell me you're fucking with me, John. This is too ridiculous for words. With the very minor caveats that I am demonstrably real (but am I? I could BE god, or a bot), and that the sexual rights of parakeets aren't analogous to the sexual rights of humans in any meaningful way (although you could start a movement to end sexual oppression of parakeets everywhere), and that I don't object to parakeet sexual behavior as long as it isn't really loud all day long...

Other than these few things, I am indeed like god to my parakeets.

Now, how about that deal I proposed?

No, I'm not kidding. I've made a similar argument regarding genocide a number of times here. This is the first time that someone walked into the same principle regarding sexuality, but it works the same. Also note that you had no problems speaking hypothetically of god when you thought you had a good point.