Does writing insults count? I actually sent this to a company;
I found, unfortunately, that this 'Mild' cheese(and I say 'Mild' as the flavour can't be described 'Mild', if it is in fact lacking in flavour entirely)assaulted the senses in a most heinous fashion, namely the sight, the taste and the ollfactory. And even, impossibly, my sense of hearing was impaired temporarily as I opened the unsightly, eye-sore, epilepsy inducing excuse for packaging . Furthermore, the texture had a gut-wrenching waxy, plasticky, almost slimy feel, evoking an overpowering sensation of sinking one's teeth into a steaming pile of elephant-dung.
I found, unfortunately, that this 'Mild' cheese(and I say 'Mild' as the flavour can't be described 'Mild', if it is in fact lacking in flavour entirely)assaulted the senses in a most heinous fashion, namely the sight, the taste and the ollfactory. And even, impossibly, my sense of hearing was impaired temporarily as I opened the unsightly, eye-sore, epilepsy inducing excuse for packaging . Furthermore, the texture had a gut-wrenching waxy, plasticky, almost slimy feel, evoking an overpowering sensation of sinking one's teeth into a steaming pile of elephant-dung.
