The Toilet Seat Dilemma

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is it shitty to not to want to fall in the toilet? statistically girls are more prone to do so since we sit at all times. You're asking a human being to be 100% accurate 100% of the time knowing human nature dictates the opposite. You know what overcomes human nature though? habit. If it is a habit to open and close the seat then inconsistencies can be avoided. Really I don't mind looking before sitting unless its night time. I'd be happy to put the seat down but the idea of germ esplosions make it mandatory to shut the lid.

I put the seat down out of habit every time, but just thinking about this line of logic, it actually makes no sense: can you name a single other situation, forum goers, where if you sit down without looking and something bad happens to your butt, you would blame someone else? Assuming it's not the result of someone intentionally trying to make bad stuff happen to your butt, like a prank or something.

Because, removing the decades of media reinforcement of this toilet seat thing, this is what you're actually doing, wet-assed ladies: you're sitting down where there is no chair, falling on your ass, and then blaming the nearest available male, for not placing a chair where you tried to sit.

Put your own chair down!