The Toilet Seat Dilemma

[Mystical]

I put the seat down out of habit every time, but just thinking about this line of logic, it actually makes no sense: can you name a single other situation, forum goers, where if you sit down without looking and something bad happens to your butt, you would blame someone else? Assuming it's not the result of someone intentionally trying to make bad stuff happen to your butt, like a prank or something.

Because, removing the decades of media reinforcement of this toilet seat thing, this is what you're actually doing, wet-assed ladies: you're sitting down where there is no chair, falling on your ass, and then blaming the nearest available male, for not placing a chair where you tried to sit.

Put your own chair down!

oh I wouldn't go so far as to blame the other person when it happened, no. But when you wake up in the middle of the night to screams and disgust, well, that's what happens when someones butt falls in the toilet. Just don't get mad if I sing in the shower then blowdry my hair